Nowadays, many a cringe-lord and cringe-lady walketh the earth, bringing ruinous cringe with them wherever they go.

Birds fall from the sky around them, smote by the cringe. Animals flee from them, writhing in untold cringe. Whole villages and kingdoms fall in gut-twisting agony as they cringe-bringers raze the land with their unthinkable, unknowable levels of cringe. Indeed, even blades of grass wilt under each step as these cringe-tastic cringe-demons continue their assault on the good, more self-aware people of the world.

Flee, you fools!